Where I state the obvious
In case you actually got fooled about my big news yesterday, it was all a big scam. If you didn’t realize, yesterday was April 1st, which is the excellent day in the year where you can make up whatever you want and claim it to be true.
Obviously, Lucasfilm has not contacted me to write for the upcoming Star Wars live action TV-series. No matter how much I want this to be true, it’s still a figment of my imagination.
I hope I actually managed to fool a few people out there, though I doubt it. I do have a lot of great ideas, though, so if Lucasfilm actually wants to hire me, I’m all yours.